Friday, October 10, 2008

Kid's Sentences

ESL is a wonderful experience. On occasion, things are lost in translation, and make for some good laughs (or shocks).

Here are some that I gathered at my workplace in Korea for the past year:
  • John looked at dog's poo, so he was very upset.
  • Chad is working himself.
  • The man is smoking in the lounge because he has a lot of stress.
  • Slaves work very hard especially Egyptians.
  • Len's favorite food is pizza and cock.
  • I love to adventure people's body.
  • Don't be silly Christ!
  • Ms. Sara told Jonathan to elaborate on what he did to his sister last night.

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